what does it take to be number one?

Welcome friends (and randoms) to the new home of my infamous rants and raves now available in text form! It's a place to check up on me and The Ted (and I suppose we should include Brian as well, although I can almost guarantee Brian does not wish to be included, or mentioned at all for that matter. In fact when he reads this he'll probably be cranky I mentioned him and even more cranky that I mentioned that he'd be cranky. Ah fuck it, we just won't tell him about this blog then we can talk about him all we want!) As I am currently being extremely lame I have nothing exciting to report, but rest assured the second something exciting happens to me the whole wide world will be able to know thanks to the internet! Actually, the reason I'm spending all this time making a blog is cuz I'm bored out of my mind, the second I have something to blog about will mean I am no longer desperately searching for something to do and as a result I will be to busy to blog about it. But keep reading anyway just in case...

PS To my fellow graduates of the River City High School Class of 2002: Remember when we did our senior walk to Nelly's "Number One?" Who chose that song? It embodies every single thing that was, and still is, fucked up about the River City High School Class of 2002.