Sunday, May 18, 2008
people can be so ignorant
So last night Brian and I and the two pups jumped into the car and went as a family through the Raising Caine's drive-through to get some dinner. When we pulled up to the window to pay and get our food the second the dogs could smell the delicious aroma of fried chicken there was a frenzy and somehow little Echo ended up in my lap (I was driving!) Anyways when the guy came to grab my credit card he saw her and just loved loved loved her and got all the workers in the restaurant to come look at her and coo over her too. Then it happened. He asked "So what kind of dog is that?" And since most people wouldn't understand if I replied "Well I think she's a pitoxerdoodle, but it's quite possible she's mixed with a little Staffador retrieving hound" I tried the simple "We think she's a pit mix." And just like that his whole demenor changed. He handed me my meal and instead of replying "Have a nice night and enjoy your delicious fresh never frozen chicken!" he said "Make sure you're nice to her." Are you serious? The stigma associated with owning this breed is like nothing I've ever experienced in my life. It's like apartied in South Africa. Just because this breed attracks the scumbags of the earth doesn't mean all of us decent human beings who own pit bulls have dangerous dogs. The problem with pits is that ghetto people are attracted to this beed due to it's history and apperance. Macho ass holes buy these dogs and throw choke chains around their necks cuz they think this will make them more bad ass the same way ditsy socialites buy tiny little designer dogs and buy them their own wardrobes so that they can have the latest "in" accesories. There are no bad dogs...only bad dog owners...
Saturday, May 10, 2008
daily pitoxerdoodle
For those of you who read Dooce's blog, you will know that everyday she has a "Daily Chuck" where she posts a picture of one of her dogs (either Chuck or Coco.) Since I'm obsessed with my dogs I thought it'd be a great idea to start my own Daily Chuck. The only problem is I don't have a dog named Chuck. I do however have a pitoxerdoodle, which is what I have decided Echo's breed is. We were told she was a pit lab mix but the more she grows and the more I talk to people with pits the less pit I see in her. So then I was looking at puppies on the internet and ran across a new designer dog (eww eww eww, don't even get me started on designer dogs!) called a boxador (which is just a fancy name for a MUTT thats half boxer half lab.) All the puppies look like Echo and her brothers and sisters and lots of people say they see boxer in Echo. Brian and I have been around our fair share of boxers and she is definately starting to act like one so maybe just maybe shes a boxer. Then I look at her ears and think "my god if this dog isn't a hound then I don't know what is!" So all this speculating about Echo's identity has led to the world's newest designer canine...THE PITOXERDOODLE! Now I know that all of you are saying "doodle" is reserved for dogs mixed with poodle and it is quite clear that while Echo is a lot of things she is definately NOT a poodle, but it's my dog breed and I like the ring of it so I'll name it how I please... All we know for sure about Echo is that she's a mix of 18 different dog breeds 4 of which are extinct and that she is the product of generation upon generation of unplanned doggie sex...
TODAYS DAILY PITOXERDOODLE...is actually a Theodorian Shepherd (that is the name I have given to Ted's breed.) TedTed LOVES LOVES LOVES to lay with his furry little legs stuck out behind him like a frog and for some reason his favorite place in all the world (besides being on the bed when he is not allowed to be!) is under the coffee table.
PS...I've told my Mom to read this and she doesn't but just for good measure...HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY AND BIRTHDAY MOMMA!!!!!
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
there's a new kid on the block (and she's got the right stuff!)
For those of you who don't know, Brian and I recently adopted a 2 and a half month old female pit bull mix named Echo from the pound. Some of you are probably jumping for joy saying "Yay! A bully breed! I love pits!" and the rest of you are shaking your heads saying "What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't they just get a golden?" because with pits it's all or nothing, you love them or you hate them and nothing on God's green earth will change your mind. And I guess that's your perogative. But this is my blog so I'm gonna tell you why people should not be afraid of pit bulls...because there are no bad dogs just bad owners. If you were a 50+ pound intellegent high energy dog who was stuffed in a kennel all day long and only pulled out in order to well, rip off another dog's face before it ripped off yours, you'd be an ass hole too! With responsible ownership pit bulls truely do make amazing pets and are even good with children. And get this for a statistic (and it's 100% true, I did a lot of research before posting this)...The American Canine Temperament Testing Association, which sponsors tests for temperament titles for dogs, reported that 95% of all American Pit Bull Terriers that take the good temperament test pass, compared with a 77% passing rate for all breeds on average. The pit's passing rate was the fourth highest of all the 122 breeds tested. If you would like more information on this wondeful yet controversial breed please go to http://www.badrap.org/. It is based out of the bay area but has tons of great resources for anyone no matter where you live. They have a blog on blogspot as well and so I've posted a link to their blog here on my blog. They also have some great stuff about all of the Michael Vick dogs. The clips and stories about the dogs rescued from his operation made me laugh then cry then laugh again. There is a clip on there from Rachael Ray (a fellow pit lover and owner) that was on her show and is really worth watching as well as all the clips they have posted about the whole process of getting the dogs from Vick's compound out to Cali, evaluating the dogs, and trying to find them forever homes. With that said we can get back to Echo, who sadly I can't post pics of yet (FYI that huge beast pictured above is NOT Echo, you'll find out who he is a little later) but I will have some ASAP (as well as pics of Ted because even though he's been with us for over a year many of you still have never seen him!) So far she is doing fabulous here with us. Her potty training is going way better than I could have imagined and she and Ted love each other (even if sometimes TedTed gets annoyed cuz she thinks his big bushy tail is the coolest chew toy ever!) She is what they call a chocolate tri and we arn't too sure what she is mixed with (maybe lab, maybe nothing at all, maybe squirrel since that's what she looks like right now...all are equally probable.) For those of you who don't know what a chocolate tri pit may look like thats where the pic comes in. That might be what Echo looks like when shes older (minus the balls and of course I left her ears natural.) I know Brian and I will have to face a lot of stereotypes now, things that you never have to deal with when you just have an aussie/border collie mix and I'm prepaired for people to be apprehensive and have faced the facts that no matter what happens I am no longer allowed to live in Denver:) But I know they are a lot of bully friendly people out there, especially here in Fort Collins, and I look forward to meeting other responsible pit owners in the area. So yeah, I guess thats all for now, seeing as I have to go play with my pup so that I can raise her right and prove all the nay-sayers wrong about pit bulls. I'll show them all when they meet Echo, whose gonna get so spoiled and be so sweet that she wouldn't even hurt Michael Vick if he decided to stop by...
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